Tour life, from a Vousden viewpoint.

Thought for the Day Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else Robotic perfection If you should ever see Martin Kaymer naked from the waist up and inspect the small of his back, you will find a tiny flap of synthetic skin. Lift it and the micro-processors that control this golfing automaton will be… read more →

We’re getting a bit excited now.

“I trust that the effect of this match will be to influence a cordial, friendly and peaceful feeling throughout the whole civilized world… I look upon the Royal and Ancient game as being a powerful force that influences the best things in humanity”. Samuel Ryder “Bring it on”. GoKart

Most difficult hole in Cumbria?

“The 535 yard 13th at the Wasdale Golf Club Cumbria was described by Arnold Palmer as ‘quite tricky’. You could easily be distracted by the magnificent views across to the Sellafield Nuclear plant on the Cumbrian coast – but concentration on your initial drive  is essential. If you drift too far right the fairway falls… read more →

On the phone today…

…a lady phoned up asking about the GoKart, and what battery she should go for.  We debated a bit, and then she piped up with; “Well I’m 86. I only play 36 a few times a year now, so I think I’ll just go for the 18 hole battery.” Golf. Keeps you young. Official.

Martin ‘Vocal’ Vousden, sounding off again…

Thought for the Day Never take a sleeping pill and laxative on the same night Choosing the wrong option Some decisions in life look inexplicable no matter which direction you approach them from – the captain of the Titanic taking a detour to collect a bit more ice for his gin and tonic, William Hague… read more →

Golf cart or golf trolley?

Maybe this is only interesting to internet geeks (that’s us), but it’s amazing the number of different things you can type into Google, and still end up with the website you need. Do you call it golf cart or golf trolley, or golf buggy? Here at GoKart we call them electric golf trolleys, but looking… read more →